“God’s Wrath Must Be Upon Jesus” Puzzled Robertson Concludes
Editor’s Note: This article was originally published on September 4, 2010 — the day a 7.1 magnitude earthquake struck Christchurch, New Zealand. While our thoughts and prayers go out to the victims...
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Self-proclaimed rodeo clown, patriot extraordinaire, and Official Crybaby of the Far Right Glenn Beck is – oh, sweet Jesus – once again claiming to have something to cry about. Describing his family’s...
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A morning rally on Wall Street appeared to gain momentum after a 5.9 magnitude earthquake centered outside Washington shook buildings and frayed nerves up and down the Northeast Corridor. At 2:45 PM...
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ONE: Eight Votes and Counting Know why Rick Santorum turned in such a strong performance in Tuesday’s Iowa caucuses? The Duggars. Yes, America’s favorite breeding pair recently took time out from their...
View ArticleTake Five (2014 and All That edition)
ONE: Bzzzzzt! While another clod named Robertson has been hogging headlines, Pat Robertson just keeps on keeping on, a one-man dick dynasty of the old school variety. Despite his years, the...
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